Ladies, gents and non-binaries: Stephen Fry, man who possesses the most common sense of any human on earth.
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.
punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so
"Elmo is with his good friend, Lupita. They are talking about all the great things about their skin. For example, Elmo’s skin just happens to be very ticklish. Lupita’s skin happens to be a beautiful brown color. Skin can come in all different shades and colors. Isn’t skin just the best? However, ticklish or smooth or black or brown or white or tan, be sure to love the skin you are in."
The reasons to love the British Royal family never end
It’s like they’re in a sitcom.